The Perfect Attitude for the Perfect Women...

I'll swallow it all... I love the taste.
Are you shure you've had enough to drink?
I'm bored. Let's shave my Pussy!
Shouldn't you be down at the bar with your buddies?
That was a great fart! Do another one!
I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house.
You're so sexy when you are hungover.
I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping.
Let's suscribe to Hustler.
Would you like to watch me to go down on my girlfriend?
Say, let's go down to the mall so you can check out womens' asses.
I'll be out painting the house.
I love it when you play golf on Sundays. I just wish you had time to play on saturday too.
Honey.. Our new neighbour's doughter is sunbathing again, come see.
I know it is a lot tighter back there, but would you please try again?
No. No. I'll take the car to have the oil changed.
Your mother is way better than mine.
Do me a favor, forget the stupid Valentine's day and buy new clubs.
I understand fully... Our anniversary comes every year, you go hunting with the guys - it's a wonderfull stress reliever.
Oh come on, what would ya say we get a good porn movie, a box of beer, a few joints, and have my friend Tammy over for a threesome!
Oh come on, not that damn mall again, let's go to that new strip joint!
Listen, I make enough money for the both of us, why don't you retire and get that nagging handicap down to 7 or 8?
You need your sleep ya big silly, now stop getting up for the night feedings.
God... If I don't get to blow you soon, I swear I gonna bust!
I signed up for yoga so that I can get my ankles behind my head just for you.